Hookers, anyone?

She is by far our most obnoxious but possibly most entertaining patient. She came in yesterday, nervous as ever for her appointment and, true to form, pretty doped up on diazepam.

She always leaves us with a parting thought that is completely inappropriate and yesterday’s went a little something like this,

Dental insurance is a huge scam. Those companies are just out to get all your money. Everyone that works for an insurance company should change careers and just be hookers!! At least they’d be making an honest living and would actually give you the services you’re paying for.

Half of the staffs’ jaws dropped to the ground, the rest of us couldn’t stop the tears from falling as we doubled over laughing.

Until next time, you hilarious lesbian you.


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