When he said he was all for polygamy, I thought the twinkle in his eye indicated that he was teasing. He wasn’t.
Unfortunately I didn’t come across his girlfriend’s Facebook page until after I spent the night. Luckily she had a good sense of humor though. We took turns torturing him for the next 36 hours while he lied and bull shitted and tried every trick in the book to wiggle his way out of the truth but he inevitably ended up with neither of us.
If cheaters gonna cheat you can bet your ass cheaters gonna end up alone. Us girls gotta stick together. #girlcode